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THE
MAN RULES….
*Men
are NOT mind readers.
* Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
* Sunday sports It's like the full moon
Or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
* Crying is blackmail.
* Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
* Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
* Come to us with
a problem only
if you want help solving
it. That's what we do.
*Sympathy
is what your girlfriends are for.
* Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an
argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
* If you think you're fat, you probably are..
Don't ask us
* If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of
the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the
other one
* You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
* If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
* Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say
during commercials..
* Christopher
Columbus did NOT
need directions and
neither do we.
* ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default
settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color.
We have no
idea what mauve is.
* If it itches, it will
be scratched.
We do that.
* If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We
will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying , but it is just not worth the hassle.
* If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an
answer you don't want to hear.
* When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear
is fine... Really
.
* Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are
prepared to discuss such topics as Football or Hunting or
Fishing.
* You have enough clothes.
* You have too many shoes.
* I am in shape. Round
IS
a shape!
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